Jolly Asshole is for the person who shows up to the holidays with just enough cheer to be present and just enough attitude to keep it honest. Bold, blunt, and impossible to miss, this unisex tri-blend t-shirt flips classic Christmas energy into a sarcastic holiday statement that feels sharp, funny, and instantly attention-grabbing.
Perfect for Christmas parties, family gatherings, casual holiday outfits, gift exchanges, and anyone who prefers festive style with a little edge, this tee has strong appeal for shoppers searching for funny Christmas shirts, sarcastic holiday tees, rude Christmas apparel, and bold seasonal graphic shirts. It is an easy standout for people who like their holiday humor dry, their outfits comfortable, and their Christmas clothing a little less fake cheerful.
The tri-blend fabric creates a vintage, fitted look. And extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable.
• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
